They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
But people were pissed at losing paradise.
So they paved the parking lot and planted paradise.
But people now had no place to park at paradise.
So they raised taxes, spent 6 billion dollars, and built a light-rail system to paradise.
But now any shmuck could get in, and the place was swarming with trailer-trash who took the light-rail in from the boonies, ruining the appeal of paradise.
So they privatized paradise and made it into a gated community.
And they build underground parking for the residents.
