The Boyfriend Trouser — for the woman who doen’t have a boyfriend, but wants to make believe she does.
The Nike Cap — For the couch potato who doesn’t play golf like Tiger Woods, but wants to make believe he does.
The Leather Jacket — for the person who isn’t tough, but wants to make believe he is.
Friendster — for the person who doesn’t have any friends, but wants to make believe she does.
Technorati — for the person who isn’t important, but wants to make believe he is.
A Year Ago in Citizen of the Month: Man and Woman: Morning