Happy Christmahanukwanzaakah! Welcome to the 12th annual holiday concert!
What a crazy and upsetting year for America. I don’t even know where to begin. But let’s remember that throughout history, even in the toughest times, people have found time to step away and find the joy in life. Friendship and music. That’s what this concert is all about. If you enjoy the concert, and if you so choose, this year we are asking you to donate to RAINN, the nation’s largest anti-sexual violence organization.
Peace, love, empathy, and justice. Whatever your religion. Whether you believe or not. Whatever.
In 2006, when this annual concert started, it was a celebration of the internet. Blogging was an avenue for the sharing of personal stories. Even if you lived in the most isolated rural town in Alaska, you found yourself, through online storytelling, befriending black bloggers in Baltimore, gay bloggers in Los Angeles, and Jewish bloggers in New York. Christmahanukwanzaakah was our buzzword for our changing world — one of inclusion, diversity, and empathy.
We were naive. As our virtual world grew, the problems of the real world flooded in, and eleven years later, when we thing of the internet, we think of the worst aspects of society — the hate, bigotry, and trolling.
In 2008, we voted in Barack Obama, the first African-American president. In 2016, we voted in Donald Trump.
This year’s concert is not just a celebration of the season, but an affirmation of the moral underpinning that connects all religions and creeds –
‘Don’t do unto others what you don’t want others to do unto you.’
Yes, we love to share our stories and photos with our friends, but we also need to remember to protect each other, speak up against the bigotry that poisons our nation, and make a difference, no matter how small.
Especially now.
This year, for the first time, I will be asking for small donations, both from concert participants and viewers, for “Being Black at School,” a brand-new national nonprofit advocacy organization focused on addressing the complexities of being a Black student in the American education system.
I wanted to end the concert last year because I thought we all had enough of “blogging” as we knew it. We had moved on to more practical ways to connect with others. But I get a feeling that we all could use a bit of love, joy, and community this year. And singing.
This year’s concert will take place on Tuesday, December 20, 2016 right here online.
It is time to hear YOU PERFORM! YOU are the CONCERT. That gives you about a month to work your magic.
Interested? Sign up in the comment to perform. You don’t necessarily need a traditional blog to participate, but at least have an online presence in Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, or Snapchat. Be part of this long-running tradition!
Concert FAQ:
1. Create a video (or audio) file of you performing a holiday song. If you need technical help, ask me.
2. You must be performing in the audio or video. Don’t cheat and have your cute kids doing all the work.
3. You can sing, play an instrument, recite poetry, dance the Nutcracker, or write a symphony.
4. Once completed, post the video on a place like YouTube and send me the link. Or just send me the file via Dropbox or email, and I will post it on YouTube. Try to get me all files and links by Monday, December 19, 2016, the day before the concert! That gives you plenty of time to be creative.
5. If you are too afraid to sing a song, send me a holiday photo to decorate the concert page. It could be of your tree, menorah, or plain ol’ winter solstice if you are a heathen.
6. The comment section is the sign-up sheet. By signing up, we can see who is performing what, so we can avoid having ten versions of “Jingle Bells.”
7. Most importantly — don’t be intimidated if you can’t sing. We like to laugh at you.
Join us in the longest-running holiday concert online — The Blogger Christmahanukwanzaakah Online Holiday Concert, in it’s ELEVENTH blockbuster performance!
Skating by Vince Guaraldi performed by Angela Reiner Downing of Fluid Pudding
Welcome to the The 2015 Blogger Christmahanukwanzaakah Online Holiday Concert! It is my honor to be with you here for the TENTH year of this concert.
Ten years! Â Can you believe it? Â Who knew that so many bloggers were also such talented singers and musicians? Â And some even brave enough to sing so poorly? Â I’m proud that we kept this concert running for ten years, and embraced the concept of diversity long before it was a social media trend.
It’s been a fun run.  I’ve met some cool people during these concerts.  One year we  attracted an audience large enough to fill Radio City Music Hall!  I even turned down two offers of concert monetization; it just seemed wrong.  Commerce and Commercialization have absolutely nothing to do with the Holiday Season, right?  I know it sounds corny  because it is such a cliche,  but the concert was always about the community.
Jeez, that did sound corny.
Eh, what the hell.  It’s the holidays.  Embrace the corny.  So, to paraphrase Tiny Tim in the politically-correct version of “A Christmas Carol” – “A Merry Christmahanukwanzaakah to us all; God bless us, every one!”
Here are a few of the performers from the last decade who brought a little bit of joy each year:
Thanks again, and may we all be happy, healthy, and creatively productive in 2016!
Jingle Bell Rock performed by Ellen Bloom, from the first concert in 2006
Thank you for another year of online friendship, debate, drama, following, unfollowing, Tinder dating stories, laughter, and comfort during times of sadness.
Outraged over this year’s Starbucks red cups not being Christmasy enough?
There is one institution that never fails to produce the holiday spirit — yes, it is time for the official announcement of the Tenth Annual Blogger Christmahanukwanzaakah Online Holiday Concert, all new, all exciting for 2015!
The Last Concert.
TEN years! Can you believe it? This is going to be the blockbuster concert we have been waiting for!
This year’s concert will take place on Wednesday, December 16, 2015 right here on this blog.
It is time to hear YOU PERFORM! YOU are the CONCERT. That gives you about a month to work your magic.
Interested? Sign up in the comment to perform. Bloggers past, present, and future are all welcome. It would be a special honor to have former performers return one more time. Be part of this long-running tradition!
Concert FAQ:
1. Create a video (or audio) file of you performing a holiday song. If you need technical help, ask me.
2. You must be performing in the audio or video. Don’t cheat and have your cute kids doing all the work.
3. You can sing, play an instrument, recite poetry, dance the Nutcracker, or write a symphony.
4. Once completed, post the video on a place like YouTube and send me the link. Or just send me the file via Dropbox or email, and I will post it on YouTube. Try to get me all files and links by Monday, December 14, 2015, two days before the concert! That gives you plenty of time to be creative.
5. If you are too wimpy to sing a song, send me a holiday photo for concert decoration. It could be of your tree, menorah, or plain ol’ winter solstice if you are a heathen.
6. The comment section is the sign-up sheet. By signing up, we can see who is performing what, so we can avoid having ten versions of “Jingle Bells.”
7. Most importantly — don’t be intimidated if you can’t sing. We like to laugh at you.
Join us in the longest-running holiday concert online — The Blogger Christmahanukwanzaakah Online Holiday Concert, in it’s TENTH and FINAL blockbuster performance!
Skating by Vince Guaraldi performed by Angela Reiner Downing of Fluid Pudding
Justin Giarrusso, a composer, recently wrote a choral piece about the five boroughs of New York City titled “Five Boroughs, One City.” Â For the Queens section of the piece, he used a poem I wrote on Citizen of the Month in 2008 as his inspiration.
“Last stop! Last stop!â€
Flushing, what a name!
Tiny women talking
Mandarin in the rain
Alone, I walk by
A mural, Chinese art
A cafe, a hooker
A rusty shopping cart
The downpour, the rushing
The garbage in the street
The yearning, the craving
The summer New York heat.
Welcome to the The 2014 Blogger Christmahanukwanzaakah Online Holiday Concert! It is my honor to be with you here for the eighth year of this concert. Thank you for keeping this blogging tradition alive. May we all be happy, healthy, and creatively productive in 2015!
Ang Pasko Ay Sumapit (Christmas Has Arrived) performed by Nenette Alejandria Mayor of Life Candy and her daughter, Miranda.
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen and The First Noel performed by Laurie LaGrone of Foolery and Mac Caywood of the Orland Federated Church Jubilee Bell Choir
Happy Christmahanukakwanzaakah performed by Leah, the daughter of Louise Gleeson of Late Night Plays
This year’s concert will take place on December 18, 2014 right here on this blog.
It is time to hear YOU PERFORM! Â YOU are the CONCERT. Â That gives you about a month to work your magic.
Sign up in the comments today.
Concert FAQ:
1.  Create a video (or audio) file of you performing a holiday song. If you need technical help, ask me.
2. Â You must be performing in the audio or video. Â Don’t cheat and have your cute kids doing all the work.
3. Â You can sing, play an instrument, recite poetry, dance the Nutcracker, or write a symphony.
4. Â Once completed, post the video on a place like YouTube and send me the link. Â Or just send me the file via Dropbox or email, and I will post it on YouTube. Â Try to get me all files and links by Tuesday, December 16, 2014, two days before the concert! Â That gives you plenty of time to be creative.
5. Â If you are too wimpy to sing a song, send me a holiday photo for concert decoration. Â It could be of your tree, menorah, or plain ol’ winter solstice if you are a heathen.
6. Â The comment section is the sign-up sheet. Â Â By signing up, we can see who is performing what, so we can avoid having ten versions of “Let it Go.”
7. Â Most importantly — don’t be intimidated if you can’t sing. Â Â We like to laugh at you.
Join us in the longest-running holiday concert online –Â The Blogger Christmahanukwanzaakah Online Holiday Concert, now in it’s ninth season!
Welcome to the The 2012 Blogger Christmahanukwanzaakah Online Holiday Concert! Â It is my honor to be with you here for the seventh year of this concert.
It’s been a tough year for many of us. Â May the power of song help you remember the goodness, peace, and joy of your lives!
“Christmas in Mississippi” by Marty Long of Don’t Take the Repeats (song written by Steve Deaton and sound engineered by Kevin Long)
“Holly Jolly Christmas” by Vikki of Up Popped a Fox and her kids
Welcome to the The 2011 Blogger Christmahanukwanzaakah Online Holiday Concert! This is the sixth year of this concert, and each year it gets better.
How time flies. Â Six years! Â The first year of the concert, all the songs were in mp3 audio. Now 95% of the songs are on video. Â Next year, maybe we can do it LIVE ON SKYPE!
Enjoy. Happy Holidays. And to good blogging in 2012!
It is Thanksgiving time, and you know what that means. Â Santa arrives at the end of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Â Boxes of ornaments appear from dusty basements. Even the 99% and the 1% put aside their differences, form a circle around the tree, and drink egg nog.
Yes, it is that time of the year again — the announcement of the Sixth Annual Blogger Christmahanukwanzaakah Online Holiday Concert!
The online concert this year will take place on December 18, 2011, right here. Â Isn’t this the year when we finally hear YOU SING?! Â Â Sign up in the comments today.
Concert FAQ:
1.  Create an audio file or a video file of you performing a holiday song. If you need technical help, ask me.
2. Â You must be performing in the audio or video. Â Don’t cheat and have your cute kids doing all the work.
3. Â You can sing, play an instrument, recite poetry, dance the Nutcracker, or create music on your iPhone.
4. Â Once completed, you have the choice of posting it on your blog or YouTube and sending me the link, or emailing me the complete multimedia file. Â Try to get me everything by Friday, December 16, 2010, two days before the concert! Â That gives you plenty of time to be creative.
5. Â If you don’t want to sing a song, send me a holiday photo for concert decoration. Â It could be of your tree, menorah, or plain ol’ winter solstice if you are a heathen.
6. Â The comment section is the sign-up sheet. Â Â By signing up, we can see who is performing what, so we can avoid having ten versions of “Frosty the Snowman.”
7. Â Most importantly — don’t be intimidated if you can’t sing. Â Â We like to laugh at you.
Neil Kramer has been writing about his life online since 2005. He has worked for Disney and HBO. Neil lives in NYC. You can contact him at neilochka on yahoo.