Early to bed, early to rise,
Makes a man boring until he dies,
Eat the best food, f*ck all the night,
Wear comfortable shoes before a long flight.
Best Advice For Men EVER
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Early to bed
Let passion rise
Consummate happily
Wake up feeling wise.
Avoid those who scream
And those who are mean
Write every day
Leave time to play.
Learn to start again
Treasure your friends
Love endures
When you share your s’mores.
That was way better than mine.
That’s pretty sound advice. Thanks for the smile this morning.
Meditations by Marcus Aurelius.
Bhagavad-Gita.
The Bible.
Tao Te Ching by Lao-Tzu.
Walden by Thoreau.
I shall retire them. I have my answer now. Bless you, O guru…:)
My husband will completely love you when he reads this.
Excellent advice. Especially about the shoes.
Love it!!
you silly.
I have often thought that someone should re-write Dorothy Parker form a male point of view. The title of this volume of verse might be…wait for it…Razors Pain You. Get it?