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I got flack over the last post I wrote from Sophia, my mother, and the estate of Irving Berlin.  Who advertises a holiday concert with smut like that?Â
They’re absolutely right.  The holidays are a time for family, and I want your entire family — including your adorable, fresh-faced children — to be able to enjoy the festivities of the Christmahanukwanzaakah concert.
For that reason, I’d like to move the last post one down since it is NSFC (not safe for children), and remind you about the concert once again, this time in a sugar-plum fairy, wholesome way fit for all ages.
Wholesome Santa and the Radio City Rockettes
Remember, the concert is Monday.   All materials must be in by Sunday night.  Happy Hanukkah! Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho! All the best during this holiday season, boys and girls!
Irving Berlin:Â “You know, I thought the last post was pretty funny.”
Neilochka:Â “Thanks, Irv.”
Irving Berlin: “Nice bunch of Rockettes up there. You know, in my day, I shtupped quite a few Rockettes.”
Neilochka: “Really? Hmmm, I’d like to hear all about it, but tell me after the holidays…”
Irving Berlin: “There was this one dancer named Marion.  She was so limber, she could lift her leg over her head. As you could imagine, this came in quite handy when…”
Neilochka: “Irving… Irving… later!  After the holidays!!  For now, this blog is strictly G-rated — nice, not naughty”
Do you still need “decorations”? I can’t sing at all, but I do have pictures of my cat-themed Christmas tree, if you’re cat friendly that is.
Sounds cool. Send ’em in.
Have you been to a “kids” movie lately? Almost none of those are G-rated these days…
Oh that Irving…what a card.
Any day I can read the word “schtupped” is a great day.
Like I said, I would have paid $100 for the last post if I could afford it. By that, I meant that I liked it. 😉
w, come on. You know I’m not a G-rated kind of girl. Bring on the Christmas/Hanukkah smut posts.
Irving!!!
I’m trying to get him to take Baby Steps. Clearly…The legs over the head is a little more than Neil can handle now…
Slow it down….
Seriously, when has your blog EVER been kid-friendly? I would no sooner allow my kid to read your website as I will allow the thought of you on the couch dreaming of Penelope come up in my mind when I’m…um…doing anything.
heh heh
It did force a visual on all of us.
Neil, featured as a 12 year old, is not incredibly becoming.
Though I must admit I laughed.
Well, the concert will be kid-friendly. Mostly.
I know that’s the second time I told you I’d do something and then didn’t. Er… sorry.
$100 would be fairly cheap wouldn’t it? I can’t imagine how many hours it takes to write a post like this. Plus there are internet charges, and hosting, and then all the answering comments to support the post; and the visiting of their blogs. Sometimes I think of throwing in the towel as well
though…. thanks for the chuckle, once again! That is why we keep blogging
Why are kids reading your blog? Sheesh parents today….